I am a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles where I threaten to move back to the east coast every 12-16 months.

I’ve been writing comedy since I was rejected from all 8 a-cappella groups at my very small liberal arts college.

In 2022, my half-hour pilot “Class Traitor” placed in the Top 50 of the LaunchPad Pilot Competition.

I’ve written for The New Yorker, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress + more.

I got my start writing branded content at CollegeHumor but that’s all gone due to the endless consolidation of digital media 🫶

I can be reached at adamjayrotstein@gmail.com or via LinkedIn, a platform I unironically love.

Here’s what I could look like writing my little copy for you:

 
 

Thanks for stopping by and as always – no worries if not!