I am a comedy writer and copywriter based in LA where I often miss my two nieces in New Jersey but I also know that I must suffer for my art.

As a comedy writer, my work has been featured in:

My Twitter account has also been profiled by Vulture, which was very cool. I wish I could tweet less, though.

As a copywriter, I’ve worked at BBDO and participated in the creative residency at 72andSunny.

I can be reached at or with a weak appeal to pathos.

MGMT (the band): Lived in the same dorm as me




I also run a parody Twitter account for my former CEO and notorious tech influencer Gary Vee. It's mostly a good spirited hyperbolizing of #hustle rhetoric.

My friend in law school said I won't get sued.