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  • Me
  • Open Your Snapchat
  • Real Friends
  • Hyundai
  • Chipotle
  • Sounds On Snap
  • Cable Cutter
  • More For Your Thing
  • Miscellaneous Social
  • Comedy
  • Resume

I’ve been writing comedy since I was rejected from all 8 a-cappella groups at my very small liberal arts college. My Twitter account has been profiled by Vulture, but I wish I could tweet less. In 2022, my half-hour pilot “Class Traitor” placed in the Top 50 of the LaunchPad Pilot Competition. I’ve written for The New Yorker, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress + more. I got my start writing branded content at CollegeHumor but that’s all gone due to the endless consolidation of digital media 🫶

New Yorker Daily Shouts

Super Candid Airbnb Décor

Things I’ve Decided Are Emotional Labor (And What I Expect In Return)

Listen Up, It’s Me, Your Therapist Who Finally Got on Twitter

Also, this went more viral than the article ever did which was fun!

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Hey, It's me, A Woke Misogynist Sliding Right On In To Your DMs

Kinds Of Rich I'd Like My Future Family To Be

A More Detailed Breakdown of Your Most Recent Psychotherapy Invoice

Regulation Of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats

Welcome To My Viral Tweet

Reductress

5 Things Jenn Said While Blacked Out That Are Actually Pretty True

How To Stage A Meet-Cute Even When He Is Reading A Kindle

Ultimate Ally? This Dude Is Whichever Wave of Feminist That Means He Doesn’t Have to Pay For Things

My Out-of-Network Somatic Healer Cured Me of My Class Privilege Guilt

I LIVED IT: He Left Me For My Bitmoji