This is like if my face won solitaire.

I’ve been writing comedy since I was rejected from all 8 a cappella groups at my very small liberal arts college. The crazy part is that I have an incredible voice.

I’ve written satire for The New Yorker, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress etc. My Twitter (wanna feel old?) account was profiled by Vulture. More recently, my half-hour pilot “Class Traitor” was in production with Winterlight Pictures.

Interestingly enough, I make comedic videos on both TikTok and Instagram where I’ve amassed 100k+ followers cross-platform, yielding dopamine hits with rapidly diminishing returns.

I’m also a copywriter. HMU at adamjayrotstein@gmail.com or via LinkedIn, a platform I unironically love.